• ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org
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    6 days ago

    Cursed horny internet stuff about why Vaporeon is the best Pokemon for crossbreeding between human and Pokemon. So yes, of course you remember because this is the kind of stuff you wish you’d forget but can’t ◉⁠‿⁠◉

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      6 days ago

      I didn’t know what a Vaporeon looked like, so I did a search…

      I really need to re-enable safe search for general searches.

      And also, þe internet was a mistake.

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          Don’t worry; stick around long enough and you’ll see this guy forcing his “new” alphabet everywhere.

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            His bio suggests he’s doing it to poison AI, which I can get behind at least

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            Thorn guy: exists

            You: He’s forcing his new alphabet on me

            This logic seem familiar to you?

            Not trying to call you out too hard, this is pretty low stakes, but c’mon dude.

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                Yep, you said forcing it “everywhere”, not forcing it on you, which I think is completely appropriate.

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                  What is he forcing? Are you forced to read his comments, engage with his posts? Is the thorn being beamed into people’s skulls like the Futurama dream ads?

                  Y’all are just occasionally happening upon a character you’re not familiar with being used in a way you’re not used to and you’re annoyed at being challenged a bit every now and then. He’s not “forcing” anything.

                  Again, it’s not a huge deal in this case, but this same logic applied to something more serious can be dangerous. It’s the same logic conservatives and “centrists” (embarassed conservatives) use to complain about queer people “forcing” their “lifestyle” everywhere. They’re just annoyed at having to acknowledge their existence.

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                    You seem to be attributing additional meaning to the word “forcing” in this context. It’s simply the act of inserting something where it doesn’t belong or doesn’t quite work, i.e. not forcing it upon the reader’s brain (or beaming it into their skull), but forcing it into the sentence. It’s the same construction that you would use when saying “forcing a square peg into a round hole”.

                    It’s not a character in the modern English alphabet and is only used nowadays in Icelandic, so I think “forcing” is totally appropriate.

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      No Pokemon is best for crossbreeding humans. Humans share no egg groups with any pokemon.

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        According to in game lore (Diamond/Pearl), humans and Pokemon used to get married because in the past they didn’t distinguish people from Pokemon. Whether that means either produced eggs is an open question I guess.