Barking up the wrong tree here, I didn’t make that stuff up :D

Cursed horny internet stuff about why Vaporeon is the best Pokemon for crossbreeding between human and Pokemon. So yes, of course you remember because this is the kind of stuff you wish you’d forget but can’t ◉⁠‿⁠◉

Grew up with a blind cat who was sneaky and mean :D

When she was hungry, she came over and rubbed her head at you legs. But not to be gentle or nice but to find your calfs and bite you. Not as hard as she could but it hurt enough to get moving faster…

Sounds more like a kidney stone is in the making

I feel very called out and I’m never going to change anything about it!