Note to men: a loud car/motorcycle is not the human equivalent of this. We want literal gular-pumping and buccal pulsing.
Please, I ride loud motorcycles for attention from men, as is tradition.
I would actually prefer a very colorful dance or perhaps a shiny bead, actually.
Yet when I offer a nice shiny bead I get yelled at :(
Did you do a sick dance and song, too? If so, they didn’t deserve you.
So THATS where dabbing started!
When I first told my now girlfriend that I’d be showing up on a motorcycle to our second date she was a bit skeptical, but when I pulled up on a nearly stock 1985 Honda Shadow with a completely stock exhaust, she was sorta impressed, at least compared to any expectations of a harley or something with loud pipes. Maybe relieved is a better word.
Either way, now she enjoys riding pillion on the rear of the same bike, and it’s her favorite of my 5 vehicles. She thinks it’s cute, which I guess what more can you ask for?
Girls always say they want gular pumping and buccal pulsing, then they call security when you bust it out for them.
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Idk red sack with yellow pimples didn’t convince noone so far :(
Damn how they just gonna do our boy Derek wrong like that. Didn’t even tell him about her taxidermy fetish or nothing, just sent him to his grave. Cold af. RIP Derek, you were a real one.
At least she’s down for anole.
Maybe they’ll have a chance now without Derek hoovering up all the ladies
I’m just impressed that this was drawn to scale.
Every time I see this I wonder where he jacket came from. Doesn’t seem like a place that has a coat check. But I probably just need to stop looking so much into cartoons. I won’t. But I should.
