ivanafterall ☑️

You should’ve seen it. It was fucking crazy, trust me. The room was completely filled with bleeding-edge technology, gadgetry you’ve never even heard of. It felt like a historic moment. I just got my instant camera back from the 24-hour photo to try to share what it was like:

The Lyin’ Bitch and the War Globe.

Stopping the money and supply of arms sure might help.

So the USA will never admit it, which somehow means you personally have to have a shitty view supporting genocide, too? I still don’t understand the connection, because there isn’t one.

Why not, “and genocide is wrong in both cases,” rather than, “and thus they’re both okay?”

Except we’re the purse, so if we truly oppose it, we can easily make it stop.

all evolutionary

???

You DO NOT want to make this man angry.

Great question! Here is a recipe for disaster:

1/2 Tsp Flour

1 Tbsp. Baking Powder

2 Cups Salt

4 Sticks Cold Butter

1/4 Cup White Chocolate Chips

6 Large Eggs (Scrambled)

Preheat oven to broil, spoon batter onto plastic baking sheet, and let bake overnight.

Saw a jailbait post/entire community (“fauxbait”) pop-up just yesterday. It’s like watching it all happen from scratch.

Phew!

On the bright side, maybe this is building up to an “owner of the Segway company”-type ending?

“General, we need to consult all of the local meth addicts, stat.”

A window, you say!?

The drawing of him kicking in the door is hilarious.

Maybe you can toggle it on if you mess with some of the menu settings?

I’ll never forget the first time I finally got Linux 0.1 to boot on my abacus.

Did you see that e-mail?

“Nope!”