“I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.”

RIP Doc, your voice is sorely missed nowadays.

At least she’s down for anole.

Too much penis, not enough jar shattering. ⭐️⭐️⭐️❌❌

Every device you run today has an Operating System of some kind, so this bill could impact all devices.

Not all devices.

God bless these chucklefucks for targeting the tools of the 1st instead of the tools of the 2nd. Why use words when you can use lead?

My dog is a perv who likes to sit at the end of the bed and watch. Once in a while he’ll boop one of us in the bum with a cold nose.

My first internet experience was ‘96ish. My buddy’s dad was an HP engineer and had the stuff before a lot of people did. My buddy’s dad logged on, went into a chatroom, and the first thing I ever saw was a sex roleplay of Peter Pan and Wendy and some incest porn. Since then, nothing on the World Wide Web has surprised me. Been a few things I could have gone without seeing though 😕

Because they have the raddest Archaeopteryx specimen.

Dog dad, but my dude has to poke his head behind the curtain about every three minutes just to verify I did get flushed down the drain. My gal patiently waits for me to finish drying off because apparently rolling on the damp towel is great fun.

While they were eating, Jesus took bread, and when he had given thanks, he broke it and gave it to his disciples, saying, “Everyone who get in gets a butt-snipe.”

Trump has never been much for requiring consent, especially when spreading herpes.

Oh, it doesn’t mean they won’t look back on it with “blunder years” self amusement. It’s the frosted tips, peroxide blonde, white dude cornrows, bowl cut, skater hair, mullet, Beatles bob of Gen A. Every generation get one.

Somehow my parents were flabbergasted when my brother came out. All his friends were girls! They hung out at the mall every weekend!

Yeah, clothes shopping. Then he got dolled up and went to a movie with his male “best friend”. How they didn’t see that gay train coming years before, I have no clue. He was the only male cheerleader in the 90s in our city, and he had way more glee than the girls.

I think it’s one of those things that youth do specifically because it’s youth coded. A lot of older people think it looks dumb, so they won’t do it themselves. And if anybody over 25 did it, it would look even dumber because of the pathetic attempt to look “hip”. I know when I was a kid I didn’t want to look like adults and thought it was weird if adults tried to look like me.

On the girls’ end, holy shit the Alysa Liu bleach stripes are everywhere now. That’s another one that would look ridiculous and sad if tried during middle age.

We really need to work on that. But, irresponsibility and violence is not a them vs us problem. Stockpile guns and there’s still the potential that no matter how just your cause, when you use them innocents will get caught in the crossfire. So, what’s your angle? Do you want American workers to disarm or do you want American workers to take up arms against fascism?

I was adopted, then abused. Like, they had to go out of their way to get a kid and then treated it like crap. Met my bio mom as an adult. She was 15, drunk, wanted to get laid at a party, and by the time she realized she was pregnant couldn’t abort. Fucking pro-lifers, I was this close to not having to deal with this shit. This close!!!

Every looksmaxxer who gets outed for hiding their male pattern baldness wishes they could summon bears to maul their haters.

On the bright side, robot dogs don’t die when the pig they’re assigned to leaves them in a hot car. Also, nobody cares if a robot dog gets shot/stabbed/kicked.