I will let this serve as justification for NOT purchasing any of the books you’ve written.

Zuck has no genitals because he’s an alien who procreates telepathically by staring at his wife like this:

Fun story:

Be me in 2019 on a flight somewhere between Texas & DC. My phone is most assuredly on airplane mode. I have an idea pop into my head and I want to text someone in Maryland about it, so out of curiosity I start texting them while I’m in airplane mode. We were chatting on Google Hangouts I think it’s an obsolete app now but the icon was like this " one set of quotation marks in green, if you remember that app. From my location in an airplane at maximum cruising altitude I was able to have a full chat conversation with someone hundreds of miles away on the ground while my phone was in airplane mode. 🤷🏼‍♀️ How that was possible will forever be a mystery to me.

Being a mommy is not a prerequisite for being a mummy.

I think it requires that everybody is smashed together with no room to breathe or wiggle or move, we are all smashed into that cube. That’s the only way the world population will fit in there.

Thank you, well at least it got me into excellent physical shape & I got a boyfriend out of it, though he turned out to be kinda toxic but he was a bit of companionship & security for 6 years until I finally escaped & ascended to my own best life.

What year did they change that?

But apartment rental? Car?

So as a consequence of those awful predatory student loans, you can’t buy a house or finance a car or get approved for an apartment or loan?

Did it used to be escapable by filing bankruptcy or something?

Their drooling is as convincing as someone fake crying.

True but it’s impossible to default on FAFSA loans. That stuff hangs over people until it’s paid or until they die.

Honestly a lot of education doesn’t stick either way. Repetition and living the lessons is what really makes learning stick.

I once had a 22 Mile round trip bicycle commute and there were absolutely no buses or trains or any type of public transport available from point A to point b. I finally had to quit that job in the thick of winter when snow made bicycling impossible, but before I quit, I got there walking/ running for a couple months.

I’m gonna go stalk through your profile to find out if you’re really a pigeon or not. BRB…

Which one is yer anus?

If pigeon had a job to keep him occupied & stressed-out all day he could approach the evening plans like a normal person pigeon.

The McDonald’s DoorDash delivery was quite enjoyable despite the angry mobs surrounding his high security oval office.

All humans should be deported from planet earth as illegal invasive species, and restore this glorious planet to unicellular organisms.

If your centaur can giddy-up fast enough, you’re technically qualified for the HOV lane.