No problem. We’ll just be in pods like in The Matrix. Except instead of living in a simulated 1999, we get to live in Zuck’s metaverse. You do not get genitals.
That sounds like a utopia!
Everything will be perfect and clean.
No need for jobs.
Zuck Bucks can be earned by watching ads.
And if you swear, we’ll remove your mouth.
No problem. We’ll just be in pods like in The Matrix. Except instead of living in a simulated 1999, we get to live in Zuck’s metaverse. You do not get genitals.
Zuck has no genitals because he’s an alien who procreates telepathically by staring at his wife like this:
That sounds like a utopia!
Everything will be perfect and clean.
No need for jobs.
Zuck Bucks can be earned by watching ads.
And if you swear, we’ll remove your mouth.