It’s not 🌙 wolf / 🌕 werewolf. Unless there’s a different kind werewolves I don’t know about.
You need to read some Terry Pratchett. There’s a lovely story about a lady werewolf who’s embarrassed by her condition, and a wolf that turns into a wolf man type thing.
They kiss.
Edit: SPOILERS!!
I think it was a different couple from Reaper Man who were part of the club that Windle Poons joined. The girl was Mrs Cosmopolitan’s daughter if I remember. And the man was only a man three nights a month.
Ludmilla and Lupine, I think they were from reaper man.
What happens if you bite a werewolf?
They kiss.
Now you just lost like, 90% of Lemmy with these wild, unrealistic stories of fantasy situations they’ve never imagined even possible.
Argh. That doesn’t work. The “were-” in “werewolf” means “man” and there are no humans in that comic.
Unfortunately there don’t seem to be many ancient synonyms for “house” like there are for “human”, so it’s not really possible to obfuscate the meaning in the way that “were-” does.
house-warehouse doesn’t really roll off the tongue well, and it’s open to the misinterpretation of “houseware-house”, which is something else entirely.
Badly translating back into Old English gives hūswāruhūs, which, if you corrupt vowels to “huswarahus”, does kind of sound like a cryptid.
It still works as a pun, and is funny.
Comedy is not meant to be logical.
Shouldn’t he turn into a house? Turning into a warehouse would make him a werewarehouse!
The pun works verbally if a werewolf (literally “man-wolf”) is understood to be a hybrid of man and wolf during the full moon. Instead of changing form into a werewolf, he’s changed form into a warehouse.
Written down, if he turned into a half-man, half-house he’d be a werehouse, and if he turned into a half-man, half-warehouse he’d be a werewarehouse.
But he’s not half-man at all. He’s just a full-on warehouse.
The interior is made with his flesh 🥰
🤢
You can’t see it from this distance, but there’s an electric panel cabinet that has his face behind the door.
A warehouse is also a house
And in the 5th frame the house says:
I want you inside me
As long as I don’t have pay rent while inside him I’m down
What happens at sunrise though if you don’t get out?
I SAID IM DOWN.
>.<
If all the shows and movies with werewolves are any indication, then you’ll be fine as long as you stay on the first floor. The you will kind of just get spit out like his pants. But don’t upstairs because you don’t want to end up like his shirt.
i love the design of his face
handsome squidward
She’s lucky he turns into a were-house towards his left, we almost had to reset the injury clock!
ITT: lots of people overthinking it
A werewolf is part human, part wolf, so a werehouse would be part human, part house.
So if she squirts while being inside him while he’s a warehouse, technically we can say she came inside him?
does it have nards tho
No, since he didn’t turn into a whore house.
Would he be a were-warehouse, then?
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