LousyCornMuffins

Someone once asked me “How are you so happy?” (for context, I was in the hospital and I would read the weekly world news for entertainment while in there. Good, light reading that didn’t take too much attention span and made me giggle) and I really wanted to answer “fuck you, that’s why.”

I feel like I would fit well with Buddhism

Xixxox

I mean, there already was this functionality, but the rule was you couldn’t disrupt the market or make a monopoly or something like that idk I’ve done like two mergers I’m not exactly a specialist.

I’d bet it’s something to do with faulty insulation between cells or something

I photocopied my screen (those all in one printers are heavy) and I cannot find the glue little help?

(ó﹏ò｡) oh no my internet cred

bringing back coal mining and horseshoe manufacturing

I think my glasses are smudged

They have terrible customer service in the US too. I think it’s their business model: find people who enjoy being treated like an asshole and sell them overpriced shit.

hail hydra?

is that just user submitted or do they have some sort of verification process (don’t ask me what it would be i can only think of stuff that works with nonfascist governments right now) because, well us and ours have fucked with similar forms too (e.g. that one texas abortion bounty hunter form comes to mind first)

oh good my phone is set up for that?

they’re lookin at me Sarge. with their eyes.

Hey, don’t forget those of us who like to complain for complaining’s sake. My poor aching scarf.

what parts of the cards do the children have and are they legally or physically transferrable? say with acid.

how many egyptian mummies do i need to dig up because i maybe have the spleen of the cards

i’ve had it up to here with your “rules”

nice to meet you. i don’t.

are they really trying to make us ponder an orb to get onto reddit