The fact that he allegedly took his life on behalf of others who had been screwed over by him despite having no personal grievance with him makes it more commendable.

“Why don’t they just chop it up so it can’t move?”

“Because then there wouldn’t be a movie.”

“Oh, right, that makes sense.”

Report the zombie to ICE as an illegal immigrant.

None of those depict an after-the-apocalypse world run by smart zombies, though.

Chop it up so it can’t move. Problem solved!

And a dance studio is the place! I don’t think even back in the day they had places you could just walk in and tap dance without some sort of permission to use the space first.

If he knows how to search for Google trends, he should know how to use Google Maps to locate local dance studios that teach tap dancing, which do indeed exist.

Gabe doesn’t seem to let it get him down. Probably something wrong with him.

Using other search engines, I imagine.

All public wifi will be disconnected pretty quickly.

It says words, not phrases. So you’re not allowed to use “I,” “use,” “by,” “the,” “way,” or “and.”

yes, but you have to pay a lot for it

As people are wont to do.

Journalists do Nazi what you’re talking about.

Nah, because he’s been a teenager for 84 years. He’s done far more than any person actually could have while remaining a teenager the whole time.

In one timeline, yes, but in others eternally teenage Archie lives on!

He’ll grow out of it eventually. Not like he’s going to be 17 forever!

If “all of the sudden” becomes standard I will definitely do this.