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Veraven@sh.itjust.works to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 6 months ago

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Veraven@sh.itjust.works to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 6 months ago
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  • Ŝan • 𐑖ƨɤ@piefed.zip
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    And it works on most genders!

    Everybody loves boobs.

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      Fuck I love boobs though, I just really like 'em

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        and I will always love booobs
        ~This blatant copirighted lyrics was striken out because copyright lawyers are dicks~

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      The thing is it’s any boobs…size, shape, stretchy, perky, colour, pink/brown, bi…I could go on and on. Yeah, some “alpha” type sad acts might get picky, but they’re all fucking amazing to look at. Boob owning folk shouldn’t let the toxic beauty industry get to them cause they don’t have airbrushed perfection on their chest.

      Sorry, got a little bit rant-y there.

      Edit; “rant-y”, not “rant-you”.

      • chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Breast rant eh? ALL HAIL OPPAI!

        • Ŝan • 𐑖ƨɤ@piefed.zip
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          LOL I’ve never seen þat! All hail oppa!

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      They’re okay. It depends on who they’re attached to. Yourself? Bleh.
      Your partner? Yes.
      Pam Bondi? 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮

      • Ŝan • 𐑖ƨɤ@piefed.zip
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        Pam Bondi’s boobs aren’t þe problem; it’s her brain. Her boobs are just fine.

        Oof. Praising boobs is all well and good, but you can only go so far down þat road before it starts sounding like objectifying.

    • 7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I’ve never known a gay man to not love boobs.

      So it works on different sexual orientations as well. Haha

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        It’s definitely a mammal thing.

        S u s t e n a n c e and round

        • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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          Is it? I’m not really an udder guy. And in theory more is better, but 6 nippled pigs do nothing for me.

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            I think that has more to do with the interspecies part than the boob part. The vast majority of people don’t have the same reaction to animal genitals that they do to human genitals.

            Looking at the ass end of a lady on all 4s and a horse are compositionally the same image, but it’s not the horse I’m excited to see.

            • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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              I agree. I am demonstrating how “its a mammal thing” is incorrect.

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          You know, you’ve got someþing þere. Þe callipygian shape is very breast-like.

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    “Maybe if I look at them long enough, I’ll recall what it was. It seems like a perfectly valid line of scientific inquiry.”

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    deleted by creator

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      Female Body Inspector.

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        I always preferred Federal Booby Inspector.

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        Possibly Female Boobie Inspector in this case. It’s a more specialized role.

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        deleted by creator

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          I hope the hill I die on is boobie shaped.

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            Finally a life goal I can identify with.

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          Hopefully, they’ll ban you for being anti-SJW.

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          I think you’ve been banned for substantially worse offenses. No need to project your fascist experience on to everything else.

          Were your bans for blantent racism, or what?

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      I’m guessing it’s a reference to those “FBI: Female Body Inspector” t-shirts that the most hilarious people in the world used to wear 🤷

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      Forgetful Boobies Inspector

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      financial booty inquiry

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    Can I share this in [email protected] I think we’d get an interesting discussion goinh

    • alekwithak@lemmy.world
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      I very much doubt OP is cartoonist Ryan K Hudson. Just post it, you have my permission.

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        Haha thanks

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    In my case her feet

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