ok well I have so

gum.

“Im not normal.”

“Me neither.”

“that’s ok. I’ve never met a normal person before.”

and that, friends, is called losing the will to live!

wait, is it for them to fuck off like “get out of here” or fuck off like “have sex”

gasp the impossible

the weird thing is…

I’m okay with lots of blood, but I don’t like watching surgery. and yet I’m ok with stabbing somebody repeatedly in the vitals if they break into my house.

you might ask 1st: why the fuck are you watching surgery?! because I have to, for my medical field training. why I have to watch human surgery when I’m planning to be a marine biologist, I have no idea. 2nd: what does surgery have to do with stabbing somebody? cause you’ll see their guts and stuff, and you see peoples guts in surgery too

what does gargling balls have to do with any of this

the fish: WHO SUMMONED ME

Ok thx

what…? how much money did that Roomba cost for him to spend that much time and effort on recoding it?!

then they will buy it