Let me off this blasted interstate you Maryland devils!

Control Z. I said CONTROL Z! What’s wrong with this paper!?

You’re 15! When are you gonna move out and get a job already!?

Hey everyone, I’m wanted in 5 states for acorn smuggling.

Catholic priest here. This is Darth Hoodus who thinks he infiltrated the church. Really we let it slide at first because it was easy to track the sith this way. Later on we just all felt bad for the guy because he just wasn’t sneaky at all. Give him a wink and a wave if you ever see him.