Don’t you want to come back to work at the bullshit store?? Please we could really use you. Who’s going to get addicted to all these benzos??

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It can’t be a down arrow, that means download. That’s illegal

I’ll pass that along 👍

My Dad doesn’t. He’s very opposed to the killing ideologically and thinks Luigi is taking the fall for someone. My dad’s weird.

That was an advertising gimmick by Chic fil a. I just realized I haven’t seen that in over a decade.

One time a franchise owner gave me a calendar that was all just artistic renditions of those cows doing wild shit. Like, it used to be somebody’s job just to photoshop cows doing Wiley coyote shenanigans for Chic fil a merchandise

Fun story though. Pretty harmless narrative but it’s better not to headcanon prehistory or else we get cults

One reason why it’s trash, tackled. A million more to go. Can’t wait to see their progress in 2036

Did they? That’s strange considering how prez has let them off the leash with Ai regulation. In that case I’m curious if the data centers that are being built now will be the only ones.

Edit: Oh, you meant in CO. That’s news to me too

Wow. That is an amazing description. Yeah kind of. I never thought of that before. And Ohio DID just import a shit ton of tech companies too so it’s almost exactly like the Silicon exodus to Colorado ten years ago.

If you lived there you’d know it’s optics. They’re libertarian (corporate tax haven) in Denver and Boulder and the rest of the state is red. There’s even sundown towns. You can smoke pot and marry your bro but you better both have beards and like fishing or else you’re getting fitted for the barbwire fence.

“Would you perchance be interested in switching to Linux?”

Hey, at least his mom is almost the same age as him. They’ll have so much in common

you’re living it baybeee

If there’s any sign of that happening, they’ll definitely kill him

yeah and they’re built from crawling reddit and facebook