I set my terminal to black text on white when I’m in public.
I don’t want to have to explain what I’m doing to an impatient functionally illiterate backwater cop.

Most teachers are already glad when their students graduate with functional literacy and without bullet holes.

“I knew I had an ls somewhere in my history”

OK, we’ll replace it with this: ☁️

There’s a growing trend to make the save icon a down arrow ⬇️ which confuses the hell out of my millennial brain.
IMO it should be an almost square rectangle with a slightly offset circle inside. Which could symbolize a floppy disk, a hard drive, a tape drive, or just “putting the data inside your box”.

I’m on Great Value espresso roast.

Probably the most harmless addiction there is though.

You should change that.

The other problem is that there were 2 death stars in the original trilogy and another one in the sequels. Like, think of something new, will you?

It’s really good, but I’m not fat and have no YouTube channel so take my advice with a grain of salt.

Yes, we sang in English.
As an encore, she sat on the window sill in the sun for 10 minutes, to demonstrate her new self-tinting glasses.

This reminds me of a teacher who used to sing that song with us in class.
The school was in Germany.
The class was Latin lessons.
We were in 12th grade.
She was 1 year from retirement and gave zero fucks.

Honestly, for a grandma distro, I’d use Fedora Silverblue nowadays. Very up to date, and you might as well uninstall the terminal for how useless it is.

My cat’s favorite key combo

Yes, because its brain isn’t sophisticated enough to experience fear.

If you ask me to tell you about me, and follow up with “what else?” then this is going to be a short date.

Who said it is also important.

“If you want to shine like the sun, first you have to burn like it.”

Oh boy, time for another re-watch of Love, Death and Robots

This is how Microsoft develops Azure, except they don’t have the option of starting from scratch.

If OP installs Linux on the machine she uses, something she needs doesn’t work, and OP doesn’t fix it, she really has no other options.