This is some real conspiracy theory thinking. This entire article boils down to “I have figured out this secret thing that nobody else, not even the former president or candidates of the Democratic party know about!” It’s all a wild supposition with zero backing evidence, just this one person’s shower thought being passed off as fact.

Please don’t buy into this level of lizard-people nonsense. It’s not helpful for anyone.

You’re a short motherfucker and nobody likes you!

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Everybody says, “Look how fucking short that guys is.”

And that stops you from forming meaningful relationships.

When you were born everybody thought that you were just a head

But then the doctor said, "WAIT!

This stupid, motherfucking, tiny, short-ass baby Got a tiny, little, itty-bitty body

And I hate it!"

“Of course he has a gun. This is Texas, everybody has a gun. My florist has a gun!”