hazel

You’re getting stuck on my failure to read the summary because you thought this was an opportunity to make someone feel stupid online. The fact is that I did read it, and the article, however my brain disregarded the miniscule detail that we’re only talking about the friends part of Bumble because it has no influence on my overall takeaway. Stop being weird.

Authenticity is no less important in platonic friendships.

This doesn’t seem like an important distinction.

It looks like you don’t have a personality yet. Would you like to use AI to generate one for you? Honestly, why are you even trying to date at that point?

Hmmmm this post was obviously directed at me specifically and is supposed to imply that I have poor reading comprehension and humiliate me in front of all my fellow lemmings.

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