Do it. Worst that can happen? You fuck it up and paint over it (or get a new canvas). I’ve spent so many years not doing art for fear of the same thing, and I’m only getting older. You have the desire … start with a splot of any colour on the canvas and go from there.
Like, his dong swung down, whipped around, and smacked him in the anus?
“I’ll do you one better: Who is your anus?!”
For some time, I’ve felt something was missing from my life. And then I saw this cartoon, and knew what it was!
There just aren’t enough anus-related cups out there.
Jucika is glassing someone.
people will rise up
The line in the sand as to what’s acceptable has been redrawn so many times, if the people haven’t risen up by now, they never will. You’re stuck with the rancid orange colostomy bag until he either pops his clogs, or chooses to leave.
That’s how you get Frenchman and Germench.
Too much dog penis.
So … the dog wants some?
“That means all leftists are terrorists! Prepare the babykillers!”
“But, sir! They’re spread kinda thin between Gaza and Lebanon!”
“Bah! Increase the age of mandatory recruitment!”
Given it’s trained on our attention-shortening data, when will AI start suffering from short attention spans?
The US and Russia have vetoed this post.
Ghost fashions are mysterious to us living people.
Plot Twist: The parents were killed in a car accident on the way home from the hospital with their new son. While he survived, miraculously uninjured, and was adopted out, the parents became ghosts, unseen, hovering over him for the rest of his life … to reunite only at the end.
The colours! The patterns! It’s as if a tie-dyed neon paisly shirt was wafted in front of my eyeballs while I was on acid and salvia!
When I was a kid, I watched a TV show with one of Australia’s early ‘celebrity’ chefs, Bernard King. He had a live lobster in front of him, which he then proceeded to cut the tail from. The lobster made audible ‘squeeee!’ noises, and tried to move away. He just laughed and said it couldn’t feel anything.
Anyway, he was a cunt.
But who made the turtle?