Disregard my comment. I was being an ass. They’re doing a fun and silly thing and I don’t need to hate on it.

This isn’t a backdoor, the bureau says.

“It isn’t a backdoor because we aren’t calling it one. We named the backdoor Lawful Access, so it’s that, not a backdoor.”

But-but I was told Apple’s security was the very best! That’s why they charge so much for everything they make, right? … Right?