Maybe still a little questionable? Like if you honestly convince someone that they are supernaturally compelled to be in love with you, that might be a bit manipulative

It is a confusing way to frame a sentence though, saying “you” in the context of an acted out conversation with someone who isn’t there

But our numbers show a strong correlation between profit and negative externalities, so as long as we’re causing harm we should be making money. Maybe we should start focusing research on even more dangerous monsters.

Sure, if you think to do so before your computer doesn’t work

Lots of Windows machines come with the OS preinstalled but no install media, you will need another computer in that case.

Fair point, tbh the reason I did it this way is it autocompletes the title and I wasn’t sure what to put

I love the punchline on this one