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Counterpoint- she is missing a semicircular chunk of flesh half her arm’s diameter, without massive bleeding, and still somwhow alive. Only way I can think of that working is every artery connecting to her arm being severed,

and wasting time asking about her period can wait till they figure out if shes going to die from internal bleeding while answering questions.

Last year I quit drinking for good.

Now i do it for evil!

I had a friend who tried using ‘voting republican’ as a euphemism for doing coke. It kind of worked. When we were at the bar, and he’d say '“Let’s go to the bathroom and vote republican,” everyone assumed we were having gay sex, not illegal drugs!

So set the VPN to Iran so it looks like it’s only popular with ‘ayrab terrorists’ to take always his talking point?

This only makes sense to me because my aunt worked on guh-noo.

He didnt buy ihs gold plated visa?

Maybe while he was doing the DOGE thing he changed his status.

I just pictured someone doing the whole smash their phone and throw it out the window thing from a spy movie, but theyre just in traffic on their way to work, and it made me chuckle.

Our middle school chorus teacher printed out the lyrics to this song, thinking it was a cute pop song we could all learn easily to pad out a recital, since it was still on the radio all the time.

She was a really innocent lady, and a recent imigrant from Bulgaria, and I can only assume didnt know a lot of the euphemisms, like going down on someone.

We took turns pointing out different inappropriate lines, and I remember reading out loud, “then I bumped up, i took the hit that I was given, then I bumped again, then i bumped again, and I said ‘how do I get back to the place where I fell asleep inside you?’”

And explaining, so hes just snorted a line and 3 small ones, and now hes reminiscing about sex- how the fuck did this ever get onto the radio?"

Funny enough, I remember us talking about the crystal meth line, and most of us thinking it wasnt that big a deal, because 1/3 of our class was on adderal, and its basically the same thing, right? (We were all 13, so) at least its not cocaine!

Yeah, but that makes it much more difficult for the artist to show you shes drunk.

Is there a Bert strips community in the fediverse?

They can be distributed though. I Install solar, most of the systems we install with batteries end up selling back a significant portion of their charge to the grid (iirc our system wide average is 40% nightly resale)

So not only is each house with a battery not using grid power at night, its powering almost half of an equivalently sized house.

Granted, batteries are still on the expensive side, so these systems aren’t coming enough ( I think we’re at ~10% of our systems have a battery)

I got my reddit ban for replying to someone in world news. Their comment was saying spain should declare war on israel. I forget why, this before the flotilla though.

I got banned for saying that was unlikely as israel is a nuclear power.

Mine was telling someone it was unlikely that spain would declare war on israel, it being a nuclear nation…

Banned for ‘glorifying violence.’

Ive got an old network that eol got a bunch loaded with n64 and ps1 rims on it.

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To answer your question in a non facetious way, there’s a phenomenon called the csi effect. Essentially, juries expect csi levels of ironclad proof that tends to make it much harder than expected to convict.

Combined with the high profile and over politicisation and publication of the case, i see it damn near impossible fornthem to find 12 jurists who will unanimously find not only enough evidence, but not have a refuser based on sociopolitical contexts- much like how OJ walked on the LAPD’s corruption.

He should run for president then immediately claim immunity based on the courts trump rulings.

He pretty much says it, right? 'here’s a 24k gold bar… to hold the plaque we engraved your name on