minus-squareatomicpoet@lemmy.worldtoComic Strips@lemmy.world•When You Wish for World Peacelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·20 days agoHelen of Troy? Oh, don’t even get me started on her! She didn’t just cause the Trojan War—that was her warm-up gig! The Crusades? Helen. Napoleonic Wars? Helen again. Both World Wars, the Cold War, Star Wars, Cola Wars—every single one is her fault! Honestly, if she’d just stopped wishing for wars, we’d all be riding unicorns and eating ice cream for breakfast by now. Thanks a lot, Helen. linkfedilink
minus-squareatomicpoet@lemmy.worldtoComic Strips@lemmy.world•When You Wish for World Peacelinkfedilinkarrow-up60arrow-down2·20 days agoThat woman’s name? Helen of Troy. linkfedilink
Helen of Troy? Oh, don’t even get me started on her! She didn’t just cause the Trojan War—that was her warm-up gig!
The Crusades? Helen. Napoleonic Wars? Helen again. Both World Wars, the Cold War, Star Wars, Cola Wars—every single one is her fault!
Honestly, if she’d just stopped wishing for wars, we’d all be riding unicorns and eating ice cream for breakfast by now.
Thanks a lot, Helen.