I’ve had my Pixel 5 since around the time the 6 came out. The battery life isn’t great, but I can get by just fine. Maybe Samsung phone batteries are better, but before this I had a Samsung Galaxy. The battery on that was no better. I know this is anecdotal, but I don’t plan to switch when my 5 croaks.

Yes, but the best we can do is the project catnip ears that are clipped, indicating you are spayed or neutered.

Ugh. We don’t like all the stuff they shoved down our throats with 11. I hate to imagine 13.

What about Saturdays?

You need to teach me this skill. Any excuse to get frisky with my wife.

Hey! Wanna help me move? You can also carry the biggest pieces for furniture to show how superior you are to me! That’ll show me!

Exclusion through inclusion. Like the “I’m not prejudice, I hate everyone equally.”

In the movie Caveman (1981, with Ringo Starr and Dennis Quaid), they invent music. That song has been stuck in my head for nearly 40 years.

Sure. My mouth, too, but that’s it. Just the two of us and no one else.

He wasn’t necessarily unhappy. He was probably horny, though.

When they come to you to ask you for something, ask them to do something (chores, etc.). They’ll stop asking you as much for stuff or they’ll free up some of your time to be able to have leisure time later. Win-win for you.