Wouldn’t better driving education and testing work just as well, if not better?

At least they’ll have somewhere to show they’re available for work now.

Here you dropped this /s.

Just a shame Elton was in it.

Why? Did you learn nothing from her duet with Elton The John?

Never. I’m not sure if we even have a pen on the house that isn’t used for colouring in by my kids.

Same for work. I’ve not had to write anything for literally years.

Hang on, does signing your name on a document count?