Not for very much longer…

: takes off face and puts it in faraday cage:

https://youtu.be/VoAfb3f04mo Where there’s a whip, there’s a way.

We are not the same, I usually choose to watch people with an excess amount of bottom.

This was me until I realized I didn’t have a child and that I lived in the first floor.

Where was I going? What giggled as I tossed it into the air?

With how sad and empty my geriatric mother’s life is, the last thing I’m going to do is take away her imaginary friend.

'What’s up, everybody? This is your boy Apple Lad, and I came through with one of those Tariff I Phones, just so I can unbox it for you!

That’s my favorite Isaak C. Clark quote.

/S