Granted, you now can no longer know the momentum. But it’s all you can think about. You eagerly dive deeply into Heisenberg’s detractors, desperate to find a solution. For months you learn more about the quantum world than you ever wished to in multiple lifetimes. It starts to bleed over into your everyday life. You start doing the mental calculus to make sure everything you order when eating out comes to $33.13 just so you have an excuse to tip Planck’s constant. Your sex life begins to suffer as you try to argue “it’s both engorged and flaccid!” As you contort your penis and/or labia majora into a roughly sinusoidal wave function. No one at work cares about your ramblings about how no two customers can share the same account because of the Pauli diversification principle.

But then it happens, you finally understand. Something about the unintuitive has become nothing more than simply logical to you.

At first the understanding was enough.

Then you became restless.

How could you put this knowledge into actionable good for the world?

It starts slowly. You first notice the street lights while driving. Not lit ones turning off, but blinking and burnt ones suddenly start to grow bright as if they were replaced in those femtoseconds it took your neurons to notice the change.

You begin to wonder what else you can possibly manipulate.

While in this magnanimous day dream, you begin to see yourself not entirely unlike the fictional Dr. Manhattan. You see yourself bringing peace and prosperity to the world.

Could you create such a future? Are you capable of resisting the inevitable intoxicating draw that kinda power would grant you?

Your thoughts are suddenly silenced for the first time in years as you are blind sided by a semi truck cause you ran a red light lost in your day dream.

(That is the end, this next part is purely because of my brain rotted Internet addiction. And yes, it is an homage to ShittyMorph)

Your conscious still exist. This isn’t the movies where you drift away from your corporeal form, witnessing your last violent moments. No, this is… peaceful. No clouds and pearly gates or fire, brimstone, and demon in the center of a frozen lake. No, this is less theatrical. You experience pastel shades of light blue, green, yellow. They start to form blurry shapes. The indistinct shapes begin to gain form. Things are beginning to sharpen. You see a metal box surrounded by flashing lights. Your thoughts return to your childhood. Like that time in 1998 when The Undertaker threw mankind off of hell in a cell 16 ft through the announcer’s table

I still remember having to flip down the latch on the 5.25 drive as a kid trying to play some sesame street game.

No, but there is something wrong with Raphael Cruz.

All my homies hate Raphael

I seriously feel this. I’ve found a little site that dgaf what country or state you’re in. I use a VPN if I want a change.

But can I put a better generator with heatsink and dual wield pile bunker and moonlight?

Been using revanced for months and haven’t noticed a difference other than no ads or sponsors on bigger channels.

Doesn’t matter of the state is blue, the police force is going to do everything they can to fuck you anyways.

Mfers act like forgot about revanced.

Yeah, they did it to themselves buying into the rage bait bullshit they’ve been doing for years.

"Mom, why did you break my arms?’

Did homie ever make money off that? Of just terminated his reddit account?

Dude gunna have to be homeschooled until graduation.

They did, or at least Tim Cook did.

Also lied about being a ranger. Stolen valor anyone?

Real talk. Open source FREE FUCKING TRIAL‽ Like it’s the very least you could do is close that one obvious, glaring, foreseeable loophole. I mean if they had one half way decent developer, they could’ve just created their own version with an in house GUI.

While I agree with your point and energy, let’s not give anyone going to Starbucks the moniker of “hippie”. That is a sacred term reserved for the awesomest of people, and doesn’t need to be tarnished by the association with people that have more money than sense.

I personally always root for the underdog when I have no stake. I thank epic for the free games I play on my steam deck, used to have an iPhone but transitioned to a Linux phone fairly early, and not a fan of either company’s current director.

I think the case was more about the store front(app store) and the percentage they impose without alternatives.

It’s part of the design. You think their partners weren’t ecstatic about them implementing something like this, that has a very easy work around that they aren’t advertising‽