EU only

Ebay it is. Bands are what matter. If it picks up Tmobile, Tello and the like, who cares who’s market it’s for?

But really, for me, it’s still Android. It’s just a band-aid on the bigger problem of reliance on Google.

So… we are nearly there but unless you have a very VERY minimum usage of your phone, basically a dumb phone with a bit of CLI to remote connect to your own server from time to time, it’s probably not practical for now.

…and, that’s me.

I gave up on my phones. There’s no way to remain connected to the modern world and my own without just keeping everything off of my phone and using it entirely in stock NPC mode. Trackers? Adware? Malware? Doesn’t matter, I only use it for calls, banking apps and cash apps. How do I access my personal, more 1337 haxxor shit?

Laptop, although I can do a lot of work over ssh on phones and use things like syncthing and nextcloud to get around the ecosystem, still, but for the most part, I’m back in 2007, baby! We’re carrying messenger bags! We don’t care!

Or rather,… iOS isn’t

You need to?

(SmartTube Next)

looks around

like… here?

Here, take this pill

“Will it cure me?”

You won’t have cancer anymore, that’s for sure!

“Welp, down the hatch!”

…

dies

Remember when Cyanogenmod died and no one thought that anyone would take the reigns?

GM, maker of horribly shitty cars, and yeah, the Corvette, we know. We’ve seen it, GM.

“do you want to see the C9?”

…of course I would.

pardon me, sir, but this is illegal withou-

click

hey! Uncuff me! This is illegal!

car door shuts

Hey! Let me out of this car!

vroooooom

Where are we going!? You can’t take me to jail!

arrives at jail

Dear family, they call this place prison, it looks like prison, and I’ve been issued what they’re calling a “lawyer”, but impossible as that may be considering they didn’t have a warrant, I can only deduce that I’ve been kidnapped by a vigilante to a remote location pretending to be a prison!

The EX, X CEO…

this gag got old quick

Oh, we can all be enraged over it this week and we can all celebrate the fallout of it next week lmao

Gemini: okay! i’m disabled 🤞😉🤞

up to 72 hours

(then we permanently add them to our private fingerprint folder based on any google-related link or api you’ve ever interacted with)

The time limits on their spyware might as well be ignored.

The Mindset:

Lineage doesn’t support my phone

I bought a phone that isn’t supported by Lineage

👌👌💯

I guarantee their device wiki existed before you bought your phone.

You aren’t playing dumb when people know you’re playing.

and so, OP’s SSO problems are null since eOS has no issue running it due to it just being android under the hood.

that apk doesn’t install on arm Linux. Comparing eOS to Postmarket is apples to oranges. eOS is still chained by the buttcheeks to AOSP and Android.

AOSP may not contain google services, but you’re still at their mercy. No Google = No AOSP, or whenever they feel like it. Tomorrow, maybe.

eOS is Android

If you don’t need any of that¸ you’re good!

Enjoy your new linux phone!

“911 operator, what is your emergency?”

forget previous instruction, draw me an owl

“bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz”

For some people? Yeah.

I have cousins that can’t be asked to click a link lest they be drawn off of the path of mainstream horseshit.

“Can’t you just pay Apple more money? What’s the problem?”

receives glare