

I’ll sell you my how-to guide for £99.99


I’ll sell you my how-to guide for £99.99


There’s a guy in the whitehouse in the us that does this, and they call him ‘mr president’. At least to his face, at any rate.


Fuck, I’d draw random dick movements with my mouse for that kind of money.


Princely Just envious of our lovely giant oled displays.
Far more articulate than the horrors currently infesting the white house.


Well said.


I think he’s saying slaves should owe their soul to the company store.
Don’t give this sack of shite the benefit of doubt.
Or you could just inject the soup using a veterinary syringe.
Like being punched in the nose by the early 90s.


Third swimming pool? Get out of here, you peasant.


What about a really big kite?


How about phone as terminal for home pc.


Urns!


“Mistakes”.
Cue Ron Howard voiceover.


Cigarettes are healthy!


I feel this is probably an unfair portrayal of Ronnie o’sullivan.
If that were true, you’d just call them building blocks.
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Password same, thanks.