happy cake day!!

why you gotta be so rude about it? like we’re forced to live here, your bragging doesn’t help anyone

I think it’s saying how people are outraged at trump for breaking the constitution but won’t arrest him

Sidenote, the modern web is so fucked because how am I supposed to teach a kid that I would trust the random website “paper.wtf” I have never seen before with literally “meow” randomly above their article MORE than businessinsider.com which is like at the top of every search result

so you’d pay if there was a free trial?

I’ve gotten that before too

more context

a [femme fatale is a] mysterious, beautiful, and seductive woman whose charms ensnare her lovers, often leading them into compromising, deadly traps.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Femme_fatale

sbahufbbahejosisjeebahayawlws 🥺😭

they were just really close friends

are they really or is this a joke I’m getting wooshed on?

captcha idea: simple shapes

you can do things that only someone with you+2 years experience can undo

this is such a fire line. I once shared how I nuked my first distro by deleting all the dependencies of VLC while trying to reinstall VLC… then someone replied “wait wouldn’t just running the ‘install VLC’ command reinstall all the dependencies and get it back to normal?”

where was that person like a year ago 😭 I wasted so much time just to give up in the end

I wish I could close or move windows around with my brain. It would be so nice.

just marketing I assume. duo has always been a weird marketer

I feel like a historian reading hieroglyphics trying to understand this 😭

sometimes I do lol

Also, most school laptops are old. Someone did this at my school and got charged (iirc) $175 since it was the really old kind

laptops > raspberry pi imo. Having a screen is SO useful. I just got an old laptop to watch YouTube and mp4s on my TV without ads. Way better than the slow ad filled Roku OS

Hi there, I’m currently in highschool. You don’t understand how school laptops work. There was a court case where a school laptop was recording from a child’s home - it actually happened.

Also when you shut the screen it doesn’t turn off all the way. I’ve had times where I shut the screen, out it in my bag and 45 minutes later on my Bluetooth headphones I’ll head the windows notification sound.

And just for clarity, do I personally believe that they are spying with audio/video? probably not tbh.
Do they track EVERYTHING you do on the laptop? yes. Very obviously yes.