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Great news! Stop buying them.

You should see what the military asks and offers.

I was refering to the hole you shit in, not the hole you shit out of.

I dunno. I would be cool with it if we stopped mining for Gold with all the environmental problems and found a way to profitably clean up the mercury from past gold mining and places like Grassy Narrows with extensive mercury poisoning.

I don’t need the scrutiny on me

Officer, this guy right here. Lol

What a shithole country.

Google has been literally unusable for search for years.

Ah yes, my comment clearly indicated Starlink was the sole cause an no additional satelites in various orbits will ever be needed, desired or will ever be launched by any other country because we are done and have all we need, forever.

You are clearly very smart. I am so happy you are here to protect us from saying something stupid. That would be embarassing.

My money is on Kessler Syndrome in less than 20 years.

I tried once. I’m hardwired with compassion and a strong moral and ethical framework.

Last time I tried so hard at employee wage theft and I ended up giving my guys a bonus and the afternoon off. I’m just not cut-out for fascist oligarchy.

Bold of you to assume I’m not a fascist oligarch. Mebbe I am?

Just tell your campus book store that you self-identify as AI. FREE BOOKS!

Windows 🤮

Despite the offputting headline, it was a cool vid.

Tl/dw: Milimeter wave generators used to heat plasma for fusion research are being adapted as drill heads for geothermal bore holes.

It’s in the early comercialization phases.

We’re not just doing this for money. We’re doing it for a SHITLOAD of money!

Elon Musk masquerades a political project as Social Media.

Pisses off the world doing it.

Hippity hoppity, this term is now my property. I’m totally stealing this.

A bronze statue?

Prosecutor: Potential Juror #5. Are you aware of the concept of Jury Nullification?

Juror: I am now.

Enshittification.