That’s because the medical one (particularly good at spotting cancerous cell clusters) was a pattern and image recognition ai not a plagiarism machine spewing out fresh word salad.

LLMs are not AI

Mister fusion is a hungry, hungry boy

Not even piracy. Accusations thereof.

Got a a pair of sennheisers old enough to vote

It’s the same thing apple’s Find My runs on. Devices bounce off each other like the fires of gondor

You do realise that the behaviour you’re describing is largely programmed, yes?

Apart from the urge to blow loads everywhere

This is what happens when you take a gender, destroy their ability to develop emotional regulation and meaningful connections outside of the sexual and then dump them online in a slow rolling apocalypse.

The ones who haven’t found a way out have killed themselves or gravitated to mad idolatry of shysters and fools to fill the dopamine void.

We have failed our men.

They do get they’re not dealing with a generation used to ad breaks any more, right?

I gave chatgpt a burl writing a batch file, the stupid thing was putting REM on the same line as active code and then not understanding why it didn’t work

Bite each others dicks off

See, there’s still a niche for the internal combustion engine over electric. Good luck driving your tesla in a blackout!

Nah. Been working in tech for nearly 30 years, “tech bro” is a delineation. Keeps the fuckers from smearing the rest of us

…My UPS kicks in.

they’re already on the verge of it, may as well hang for a sheep

France uses a hybrid healthcare system like Australia, doesn’t it? Disabling your own populace in a country with public healthcare seems like a bit of a own goal tbh.

Laser pointer

Bub, that’s always happened.

Well actually in the past it was executed

Back in the day there was a pic floating about where someone had put a micro atx board and psu into a standard PSU chassis into a standard PC case for a spectacular “empty case” mod

I remember when the French used to respond to this shit with fire instead

Nah, that shit started to creep in with the imacs - when system 7 became macos.

Win 11 really isn’t functional. There is a serious brain drain problem in microsoft, and as a consequence they’ve broken some seriously fundamental shit (see: alt tab debacle) made some seriously stupid staff decisions (see: guy responsible for win11 start menu and how it’s coded) and somehow even managed to break their own printer spooler.

Vista at least had the woe that it was forced into hardware packages that weren’t powerful enough to handle it, win 11 is just a steaming pile of garbage code.