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I dated a Canadian once and you’d have to wait an hour to use the bathroom after her but maybe that was because she was a vegan.

Anyways what are those shifty Canadians up to up there?

What’s the fascism problem you’re talking about?

Everyone likes me.

Except for my spirit.

How long until you’re walking around with a stolen robotic crow arm, cm0002?

What is it using to hold the hot chips?

It’s hard to take any of your posts seriously when all you do is twerk, eat hot chips and steal crow pictures.

Why it’s a group of friends holding each other’s beer for them.

Who doesn’t hate Musk these days?

He’s pissed of everyone except the ones who want to be ruled by a technobro king.

That would be national socialism right?

When you type South Korea it autocorrects to Puppet State and that’s actually hilarious.

You can tell when they’re lying because their lips move.

Jai?

Is it pronounced Guy or Gee?

I’m not your dude, guy.

Which tier of her patron do you subscribe to?

I honestly don’t think she’s into that.

She does, however, sell nude pictures on her patron.

Why do you need someone’s permission to translate them?

Paul McCartney and Dua Lipa should release a song together.

If money doesn’t exist how do you pay for the ads?