Gonna be a long fucking night then.

I’m not really sure why anyone in tech ever expected job security. The pace at which tech has been advancing and its role changing in our lifetimes is way faster than you could just make a cozy career out of.

ABOUT FUCKING TIME

You’re right, I won’t guess.

Bye.

Because a couple of years ago everyone thought it was stupid to consider needing one.

No. They can’t.

This is a terrible idea.

Braking systems need MORE redundancy. Not less.

Yeah, no. Fuck the banks.

Will it, though?

Funny how that doesn’t apply to literally anything else

I’d print this and upload a video of wiping my ass with it, but you could ID me from my asshole print

No… No we’re good.

Fuck all the way off with that shit

Wow. A machine that can move faster than a human. What’ll they think of next?

Cool. I choose not to post that here. Have a good rest of your day.

Meanwhile, abstaining from all things problematic, without doing anything materially positive for any of the LGBTQ folks in your life isn’t doing anyone any favors. Being a Consumerist Harpy who only knows how to scream at people for their mass media of choice, in the name of LGBTQ, is turning civil advocacy into some kind of branding exercise.

See also: Tesla

I don’t know if you’re trying to call me out or not, but I can assure you I am quite active in advocacy and direct action for queer folks in my life and ib my community. I’m not interested in writing up a resumė about it, but I’m not the tree to bark up with that one.

Tell me more about how mature you are.

I’m over 40.

I gave up Bill Cosby. I gave up Kevin Spacey. I gave up all of the 80s and 90s movies about toxic masculinity and misogyny. I gave up Aerosmith (maybe Steven Tyler hasn’t been canceled yet but COME ON have you heard the lyrics to any single one of his songs). I gave up Michael Richards (and Seinfeld too). I gave up Michael Jackson.

You can give up Harry Potter. It’s the right thing to do, it’s worth it, and it’s the adult decision. Grow up and check your allegiances. They’ll define you.

I don’t give a shit.

What are this author’s credentials?