That does make it sound like an existential crisis.
“What does it even mean to be? If I never get downvotes, do I even have an effect on the world? Is there a world? Who am I? Am I me? Will I stop existing when I have zero engagement? Am I just the sum of the perception of others, doomed to non-existence as soon as I’m irrelevant? Is that what death is?”
“So, uh, you said no ketchup on that Jr Bacon Cheesburger?”
“Oh, yeah, that’s right. It hurts my tummy.”
She works for a charity that uses old cars to collect used razors and remove africanized honey bees before disposing of the car by crushing it and extracting its metals with acidic electrolysis.
Edit: replied at wrong level. Please downvote. I am.
Her job is the removal of africanized honey bees.
I love oatmeal.
Also, Matthew Inman’s pretty funny. I like his comics.
Matt Harmon would probably agree with you.
“Hey, uh, while I’m doing this, does anyone know any funny jokes?”
“I do! An Irish and a Jew walk into a Chinese laundry. With a gay duck…”
“All right, okay! Oh, right! So you’re telling me they’re not good at basketball?”
Community, Season 3, Episode 22, “Introduction to Finality”
I was not ready for bowling. Thanks for expanding my worldview.