The only reason why the US is not considered an illiterate country.

That bar is buried in the deepest mineshaft ever dug.

If digital payments are becoming a service problem, Steam might develop their own.

Farquaad said this, not Brannigan iirc

Per merriam-webster:

Antonyms & Near Antonyms

crawl
creep
drag
poke
hang (around or out)
linger
lag
poke
dawdle
    loiter
    stroll
    tarry
    shuffle
    saunter
    amble
    slow (down or up)
    lumber
    decelerate
    plod
    dillydally
    dally

Just do the dance in reverse