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23 days agoThere needs to be the geriatric equivalent, like “olding”


There needs to be the geriatric equivalent, like “olding”
Mummy? Sorry. Mummy? Sorry. Mummy?
I always thought from hearing it that it meant they ate a lot of raw eggs, since that is sometimes associated with bodybuilding. I guess it means you look like an animal that would normally be yoked together to pull a plough or some such


If you want to make an apple pie from scratch you must first invent the universe


… Ouch


It’s tough, kid, but it’s life
You finally made a monkey…