my cat only sleeps in my face. she lays with her back touching My Face. It can even be hard to breathe but if I turn the other way she will walk over my head and lay in my face again. oh and the other one will sleep between my legs, so the only way for me to sleep without dying is belly up like a corpse. super confy

You can only throw up through your mouth+nose. So we do have 3 orifices that expel 3 different types of waste. You could even count 4 with the ear and wax. Tears?! Sweat?! lots of gross stuff