MeatPilot

I have always said when you really think about statements your relatives/friends make, they are just nice ways of saying really personal topics.

Nice: Isn’t it time for you to work on having a baby?
Unfiltered: Are you going to get rawdogged a few times until your eggs get fertilized?

Nice: Boy it must have been a cold winter.
Unfiltered: You fucked a lot 9 months before September didn’t you?

Nice: You should experience being a parent! We can have playdates together.
Unfiltered: You should have a child so you can understand the horror I went through and we can trauma bond.

Fortunately I have a radioactive isotope, in my pants. The half-life is 30 seconds, so we need to act quickly.