Insert parody of Raffi’s banana phone here

* ring ring *

First of all, I’m a fucking shit for brains idiot. Second of all, *presents highly intelligent nuanced opinion.*

Nice. But I also meant in real life

Let’s start a lemmite anti-tech community ironically full of tech nerds

This is perfect lol. Now we need one for absurdly loud motorcycles ruining an evening’s cool.

Hi Doug!

Adieu!

“Kill me” it said in a robotic voice that got slower, glitchier, and deeper as it drove off the road.

Chief Enshittification Officer

Plus they basically have advanced degrees in enshittification

😮‍💨😮‍💨

I’ve definitely never only read halfway through a long comment and still upvoted