Kraiden

My spoon USB-C port is too big

eta: JFC, who wrote this?

Here is a modern smartwatch with USB C

Picture of a fucking brick with straps

Seriously, none of those “examples” are anything I would consider wearing, and I have clubs for hands

Yes

I eventually bought a kfocus laptop, but the shipping on both was horrendous. I think kfocus worked out ever so slightly cheaper for the laptop itself though.

cries in southern hemisphere

Lol, this is the first one that I’m mildly inconvenienced by participating in. Wheel of Time S3 comes out somewhere in there doesn’t it?

I can wait.