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An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, and a deepfake for a deepfake.

Can’t wait to get my fifty-two cents!

“I see the problem.”

Flicks switch

“They had you set to sad instead of happy. Classic mistake.”

Next stop: synthetic cheese!

Yes. iPhones literally cost just an arm now instead of an arm and a leg.

Yeah, but also one of them is helpful and the other is the exact opposite. If the choices are AI therapist or no therapist, you are still better off with no therapist.

Haven’t been in a while, but these were 2 for $3.50 pretty recently around me. The thing is, they are small and you wouldn’t think it could fill you up, but whatever chemicals they add to these things makes just 1 small burger feel like you overate. Eating what, for me, is like 3 bites of food should not make you feel that way. It’s unnatural and you can feel the unhealthiness. 🤣

Gimme the big-ass burrito made by the little old Mexican lady in a truck around a construction job site. It’ll cost the same, but taste better and not make me feel like I’m gonna die.

Seems like it’s from the 50s or 60s; but this was the 90s!

(Though… Shit. I am still old enough to be a grandpa 😩)

I remember growing up, being able to go to McDonald’s on Sunday or Wednesday and get like a whole big bag of burgers/cheeseburgers with $5 because they were 29-39 cents each.

I haven’t had very many, since I take care of my stuff really well and try to get something that will last a long while.

First was a Tmo Sidekick. And I hella wish someone would make a smartphone version of it, with the flip up screen to cover a real keyboard, and a physical scroll wheel. 🤤

looks at the box with all his old phones in it

“Y’all better not be polluting Thailand!”

“I showed you my elbow, pls respond 🥺”

foul language and N-words

All of them? 🤔

How you gonna teach English without being able to teach nouns?

“Because if they didn’t die for me, I would have died for them. And then the show’s title wouldn’t make sense.”

They’re gonna make a movie about this guy, except the dude who plays him is gonna look like the real guy at the end of other movies that the big Hollywood actor was portraying because there is no way they find someone better looking than the actual Luigi.

The only wearable I would ever consider wearing, is something like the thing Zack Friedman of Voidstar Labs made for himself.

Nobody even questions that he has the boulder at the top of the hill, thereby being in a position where it no longer has to be pushed up hill.

God damn hot milfs in the area are too distracting.

Get a regular red mushroom.

Become big.

Smash your way out of the ceiling.

ICE always melts.

To be fair, they had moved to an unsecure location that was a much softer target by that point. Can a DDOS force someone to move their services over to the equivalent of a century old, weather-beaten lighthouse in the middle of England?