So you still think it’s 1990. Got it. Well, times have changed

Times may have. Microsoft has not.

I don’t trust them and they have given me sufficient reason over the course of decades not to.

You trust microsoft implicitly no matter what they do, I get it.

It’s a good thing that microsoft is trustworthy and you can believe everything they say. And that malware never misuses resources of the system on which it is installed.

It was wordplay, yes.

“Bug” also means “listening device.”

A device that surreptitiously gathers information on a target is called a bug, not a feature.

Sure. Why not put mechahitler in charge? May as fucking well.

I use Arch de Triomphe, BTW.

40k? Impressive resolution.

The banhammer is a disagree button.

Olive, Castor, Nana, Cole, Deezil, and Cylinda are the only ones I can remember. But I know there are more, most of whose names are awful puns.

That’s Eugene the Jeep and of course Popeye.

I’m glad that Randal Milholland is doing the Sunday strips now.

And they’ve been doing it more blatantly and for longer than most tech companies.

Texas’ republican politicians will do right by farmers when they can. This benefits anyone who owns a tractor.

Insecure dudes, primarily.

HL3 is going to be launched with Valve’s brain chip.

The headcrabs feel like headcrabs!

“Now, if you’re part of Control Group Kepler-Seven, we implanted a tiny microchip about the size of a postcard into your skull. Most likely you’ve forgotten it’s even there, but if it starts vibrating and beeping during this next test, let us know, because that means it’s about to hit five hundred degrees, so we’re gonna need to go ahead and get that out of you pretty fast.” - Cave Johnson

No one’s mentioned Aggretsuko yet.

SCO always reminds me of this:

https://read.gov/aesop/026.html