As others have said LaserJet but I’m not sure if they’ve pointed out that it’s named after two objectively kickass things

Viber attack, surely

It can tell you lies to questions they ain’t even invented yet

It is your patriotic duty to drive past those AI surveillance cams pressing mad hams

Welp I hope they enjoy the most degen shitposts my dumb brain can come up with

iambic heptameter ass route

The chief marketing officer for AI, Bill Ofgoods, thinks this is a great idea and the CFO, Peg Inapoke, agrees. Brooklyn Bridge was unavailable for comment

Tired: jihad Wired: Butlerian jihad

POV anyone suggests an anime to me ever

Perchance. 🥹