I wonder what kind of sick fuck came up with this idea in the first place, and what other kind of sick fuck replicated it to verify whether it works.

How will the NSA spy on you if Microsoft doesn’t hand them your passwords?

Fuck, are they trying to make me fall in love with them or what?!

Each will also need a portable nuclear reactor and a swimming pool filled with the blood of innocents and ice cubes made out of children’s tears, for cooling purposes.

[Screaming in Linux, pulling out hair]

Very interesting answer, thanks! It’s not the first time I’m being told of Commet, it sounds very interesting as well

I’ll put it in my notes and wait until their distribution system is a little maturer. It looks pretty Discord-adjacent

Oh did you both install it? It’s neither on Flathub nor F-Droid

So far, I have stumbled upon Stoat, a project called Sharkord, the Matrix network and the XMPP network.

Xmpp is both secure and snappy. Stoat doesn’t federate but the interface is really Discord-like.

Some kind of XMPP based Stoat would be nice.

No

Meanwhile, people who’ve been using linux for 10+ years…

https://64.media.tumblr.com/13aa5f9a193fec7df0dbf39f654d4d82/tumblr_moatn8ntC31rp0vkjo1_500.gif

Wow dat shit is both cursed and insulting to voice actors as well as gamers.

“Too stupid to progress in the game and look for tips online? Let our voice-stealing AI play the game for you while you go back to work, you stupid slave.”

Pathetic, I run FreeBSD on my abacus. And it runs Doom, too!

Arch? So weak. I do everything only using the bios.

Very interesting comments. Does anybody know of a good linux alternative for FLStudio? I’ve seen LMMS, but I’ve also read it wasn’t quite there yet

Can it run FLstudio?

If you’re new to linux, I would recommend something that would work out of the box and which would be user-friendly, like Bazzite (gaming oriented) or Manjaro (User-friendly arch-based distro, with GUI for app management, drivers management etc). Lots of people will recommend Linux Mint and that is not a bad entry point as well.

Note that linux works generally better with AMD GPUs, but Nvidia hardware is coming around more and more.

Oh god, I’m in the hidden Manjaro slums

[Screaming in linux]

Yeah, Bazzite seems user-friendlier, like Manjaro was for Arch