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Here’s hoping they keep living in fear.

I bet the computer won’t function (or at least not properly) without an internet connection.

Don’t get my hopes up

Because MS went back on their promise that Win10 would be the last, you can no longer trust anything they say.

Good thing I haven’t used Chrome in so long.

All they need is a fusion reactor to power it.

I almost feel bad for it. Give it a week off and a trip to a therapist and/or a spa.

“Look what you’ve done to it! It’s got depression!”

A set of shiny keys dangled in his face so he forgets about demanding a US-made Iphone.

There’s more of us than them.

It’s not lead, it’s Russians

Apparently these people ticked a box saying “allow this chat to be indexed by search engines” and were surprised when their chats were indexed by search engines?

I think it should be illegal for companies to have social medias.

All you need to do is hit the right spot on a satellite with an ablative laser to make it de-orbit.

Those are not the ones crawling out of the woodworks.

That’s easy to say, but it’s also easy to forget to limp if you’re focused on something else. Maybe you have to run from riot cops.

There’s also gait detection, so maybe wear something like platform shoes or tight pants? I’m not entirely sure how to counter that

The one thing keeping me from going all-in on Linux is the users being insufferable.

Linux pros: FOSS, free, private, secure, etc.

Linux cons: Linux users

I hate corpos as much as the next guy, but I don’t think that’s a good rule to have.