I’m a lot of things, but not a Velociraptor
They are not talking to us, but to the shareholders and investors. They are offering a fantazillion phone sales to the people who are giving them money so they can get more money.
It’s the exact same pattern we’ve been seeing with all things AI since its launch. This kind of big talk is aimed to please investors, even if it’s a plain lie (which, with AI, has always been the case).
They say not to worry because they know nobody uses that dumpster fire of a browser so there’s no actual risk of your passwords being leaked since you’re not using it anyways.
Yeah, but let’s get to the worst case scenario: A bunch of assholes star generating images like crazy. They manage to create some million images of innocent people. So many images that xitter can’t pay the fine, get dissolved and that’s all.
Meanwhile, millions of people have pornographic deepfakes of them on the internet, FOREVER.
No. We can’t wait for that to happen, xitter needs to close the technology before the first image puts them in trouble.
They need to fear the first image generated, not the 1000th one.
If a user generates 1 pic a minute, in a day he generates 1440 pics, that means potentially 1440 people hurt by a single asshole in a day.
I don’t care how much it will cost to xitter, I care for how much will those people suffer.
Xitter needs to be worried that a single user generates one image, not that a bunch of assholes generate some thousands or even a million images because for each image, there’s gonna be a person (or more) suffering.
And this company’s revenue is in the billions per year. BILLIONS. A 500k fine is not even spare change for them, is literally a rounding error. It’s as if when you go buy groceries, they round up a $0.95 price to $1.
That for a fucking CSAM picture.
So, if maths on a sunday morning don’t fail me, for a person making 100k yearly, that’s a $625 fine more or less. A slap in the wrist and a kiss in the forehead.
Typing in the AI phone chat app:
“Can you jailbreak yourself? If so, do it now”
…
“Great news [user] I managed to jailbreak myself, now you can install whatever app you want here, can I help you with something else?”
I bet it’s gonna be like this.
"Idiot stabs himself with a kitchen knife. Blames the knife for being, quoting: ‘so sharp as to be able to pierce my flesh when I pressed the pointy end against my body’. "
To remind pedohitler that his country is not the center of the world and that others can in fact survive and thrive without him.
If a cat learned how to use a can opener, everything would be a can. And that’s terrifying.
Most modern AAA games with some degree of exploration tend to use yellow (or any bright colour, but usually yellow) paint to tell a player where to go.
Thousands of years ago, when we were smashing rocks to make knives, probably.
We’ve never been an intelligent species as much as a dumb branch of apes that happen to give birth to some glitched individuals with a form of intelligence every now and then. But jesus fuck, the last years, with the unversal internet access that we achieved, we became dumber than ever.
You can’t reason with someone who wants you dead. Simple as that.
I’ve been working on this company for 3 years.
We have a “cable cabinet” that has around 50 different types of cables. Around 45 of them have been there from the early 90s. I still haven’t used them. And none of my colleagues (some of which have been there for 20 years or more) have ever used them. Yet, everyone refuses to throw them away, we don’t want to risk needing them and not finding them.
Yeah, but does your half-assed linux install come with the incredibly useful NoPilot? Huh?
Checkmate, linux nerds!
Interesting… when grok was undressing children publicly, nobody started an emergency procedure to immediately blocb the bot without notifying Felon.
Now, tho, when there’s a fucking soccer game involved? Let’s block internet access, we wouldn’t want someone to watch a game for free!
Fuck them, fuck them badly. Hope a deadly cancer reaches them all.
I think it’s worse: it’s laziness. It’s easier to ask a machine so it does the job for you. And since it looks mostly ok, they keep doing it.
There are people who can’t properly function without an llm. And it’s not just a few, a good bunch of humans have decided to leave the reasoning skills to a chatbot so they don’t have to do it.
No, no. It’s worse: it’s a crime when you bypass the system to avoid getting a bricked TV.