• RebekahWSD@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    You gotta get that human a second human, they’re so much easier to take care of when there’s two of them! Make sure they’re neutered though, don’t want to take care of a litter!

  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    My bots always try to get me to buy micro transactions and toxic radioactive herbal medicine from China.

  • Etterra@discuss.online
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    3 months ago

    I would totally be happy being a robot’s pet. I bet they’d give me a great gaming PC if I promised not to pee on the sofa.

    • Tikiporch@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      Nah, my luck I end up adopted by some redneck robot, like the ones that build trucks or something, and I have to live chained to a tree, sleeping in an old tractor tire.