You gotta get that human a second human, they’re so much easier to take care of when there’s two of them! Make sure they’re neutered though, don’t want to take care of a litter!
Also, don’t mind the constant humping
Sometimes I get sad I have no one with this kind of humor and the language skills to share memes like this with.
You can send them to me. I love this kinda stuff.
“Its shitposting all over the carpet. And you think thats cute?”
My bots always try to get me to buy micro transactions and toxic radioactive herbal medicine from China.
I would totally be happy being a robot’s pet. I bet they’d give me a great gaming PC if I promised not to pee on the sofa.
Nah, my luck I end up adopted by some redneck robot, like the ones that build trucks or something, and I have to live chained to a tree, sleeping in an old tractor tire.
