I’d love some absurdist surreal home workout video with tons of cgi.
i’m in, sounds great to me
If only adult swim were still making their late night absurdist shorts.
The answer is practice. Carry on, buddy, you’ll get the hang of it after a few weeks.
Is this what Bayonetta does in her spare time? Fuck with mortals?
And Picard strikes again. I want this level of dedication to anything in my life. One day.
I can’t even work out my limbs in the 3rd dimension
I just now got the hang of my limbs in 2d.
Can barely play QWOP
this looks dangerous. you sure i should do that with my leg?
yup it’s been tried and tested for 5000 years, dimensionality reduction only happens roughly once every 1000 years. it’s also really helpful for your thighs and gets your heart pumping.
Isn’t this Pilates?
- Coach dimension.
- Beer market dimension.
- Job dimension.
- A friend from another town dimension.
- Tourism dimension.
- Yoga dimension (myth)
This has been largely my experience trying to follow stretching videos on YouTube. Especially as I’m obese and can’t always bend the way the tutors do.
The tingling means it’s working!
If you hear a pop, you should probably stop :D
Sometimes … Pretty frequently, actually … I hear a series of pops standing up. So … Stop doing that? I can get behind that idea unless I have to walk anywhere to do so.
Get a bed on wheels and like a small barge pole to push yourself along.
Going up or downstairs seems like it might get a bit rough.
Make the front wheels out of duct tape, wrapped the opposite way and put a motor on the end of the bed. Then just use your barge pole as a steering paddle, you can poke at walls and stuff to redirect your momentum.