Unfortunately crypto is already complicated as is. And as the other user said bitcoin isn’t the best choice. Monero would be as close to the overall goal as it is possible.

Now using monero would be more anonymous than credit/debit cards making it a better option - but not many vendors support it, and cash is just simpler than any other option.

The most skibidiest of websites is also the most trustworthy.

It’s usually never about undeveloped frontal nodes. As anything can happen to anyone. Of course I agree with you that there’s something else wrong. But the usual case of blaming a teens undeveloped brain for something almost always can be traced to solid examples happening to adults.