“If you can’t say somethin’ nice, don’t say nothin’ at all.”

You know it!

My cat only drinks water off of his paws, so he just runs up and dunks his paw in your drink

Zeno’s Barber

Oh yeah, I’ve been successfully propagandized into thinking rich people became rich through merit, I forgot how many of them are complete morons XD

Thanks for reminding me

Are you kidding!? It’ll be rolled out to poor people first! (gotta iron out the last of the bugs somehow)

70% seems pretty optimistic based on my experience…

I prefer to just look at the cover and airdrop invasive beetles

Love the blip at 7942 XD

People really just picked the model # of their bank’s VOIP phone

It’s a reference to the saying “Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades”

The second word is a (probably poorly, I hardly know any German) made-up compound word for “horse grenades”, so it’s handshoes and horse grenades instead

Handschuhe und Pferdegranaten

It’s not just me!

Either that or just about any “christian” megachurch pastor

“All humans, no intelligence”

Yeah seems like it bud

Cool motive, still investment fraud XD

Most electrical transmission lines are aluminum because it’s cheaper and lighter

https://electrical-engineering-portal.com/conductor-types-used-for-overhead-lines

Don’t sniff dragon lolis, it makes them snackish

various species of Tick rub their hands together maniacally

Can we maybe stop making these? XD